Follow the instruction carefully

             Follow the instruction carefully

Miss Bea was in her 80th, and much admired for her sweetest and kindest to all. In the front of the camera with USB, she is so high elegance. . The pastor came to call on her one afternoon early in the spring, and she welcomed him into her Victorian parlor. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared a little tea.

As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it, filled with water. In the water floated, of all things, a condom.  We can be carried out his expression through the camera in a pen. Imagine his shock and surprise. Imagine his curiosity! But he still has a close-up for strange things with his thumb camera. Surely Miss Bea had flipped or something！But he certainly couldn’t mention the strange sight in her parlor.

When she returned with tea and cookies, they began to chat. The pastor tries to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him, and he could resist no longer. “Miss Bea”, he said, gesturing toward the bowl, “I wonder if you would tell me about this”

“Oh, yes,” she replied, “Isn’t it wonderful? I was walking downtown last fall and I found this little package. It said to put it on the organ and keep it wet, and it would prevent disease. And you know, I think it is working! I haven’t had a cold all winter!”

Pebbles and diamond

                  Pebbles and diamond

“Why do we have to learn about these useless things?”the student into camera with USB and honestly speak.

It is that teachers often have heard students complain about the most commonly occur with the query phrase. In such cases, we may wish to speak to the students of such a fable:

One night, a group of nomadic tribes of herdsmen is preparing to break camp, all of a sudden a bunch of bright light to be shrouded, it is captured by one of a herdsman with his camera in a pen. They know that God will be there, so that they look forward with great, look forward to from God’s will.

God there, God began to speak:”You have to collect along the way a number of pebbles, their horses on your yard stay. Tomorrow night, you will be very happy, but it can also be very much regret.”

Then God disappeared. Herdsmen were very disappointed, because they would look forward to God to bring them untold wealth and health and longevity, but did not expect that God has told them to do all these meaningless things. However, in any case, after all, it is God’s will, although some dissatisfaction with them, but they are still picking over some of their stone, the horse stays on their yard.

In this way, they take a day, when night fell, they camped at the beginning, all of a sudden yesterday, found that they put every horse stays a cobblestone courtyard, has turned into a diamond. They are delighted at the same time very sorry, and regret not to collect more pebbles.

Now we feel that knowledge is useless, like pebbles, the future may become endless wealth. Just as you use thumb camera to captured, the more you take now, the more you will have memory.

　

The last chance

The last chance

The God decided to create “woman”, and he use his camera with usb to  take Adam systemic drawing, then chose a root of the best ribs from Adam.

He gave Adam some sleeping-pills smilely, said: “Adam, enjoy the sleepy, this is the last chance that you could enjoy a peacefully sleep without any noise.”

                       The brave heart

A millionaire called on all the bachelors in the city to his home, and took them to a big pool that lived some crocodiles. And next to a camera in a pen to play broadcast live.

“I want to find a brave heart, let me see who dare to jump into this pool and swim to the other side, he will be my son-in-low, get all my fortune and my beautiful daughter.”

Sex! But, every man looked at each other, with a pale and red face. None dare.

Suddenly, with a “PUTON”, a bachelor jumped into the water, God! He swam towards the other side with a crazy speed! And, with the very lighting speed, he touched the side, and climbed on without even awaking the crocodiles!

The millionaire goes ahead and holds his hand: Congratulations! What a brave heart! I suppose you want my daughter so much!

“Not at all!” the guy cried, “ I want to know just who is taking with his thumb camera, and I just want know who son of a bitch pushed me into the poor just now!!”

I am coming with you

                       I am coming with you

At midnight, a father with his thumb camera suddenly captured his married son leaving home,

He asked him:”What are you doing?”

The son replied:” Dad, I am fed up with my life! My newly marriage is not going well, my wife and my mother keep fighting with each other. I have to pay bills for in-laws, and I hate this life! I want to take on my camera with usb far away from here, I want to taste every joy of life, and I want to have the fun of my life!

Father said:”Wait!!！！！！I would like to bring my camera in a pen to come with you.

The Advantage of wearing Glasses

                 The Advantage of wearing Glasses

Helen’s eyes were not very good, so she usually wore glasses. But when she was nineteen and began to go out with a young man, she never wore glasses when she was with him, but she would carry a thumb camera to take photos. When he came to the door to take her out, she would take glasses off, and when she got back again and he left, she would put the glasses on. Then she will be pleased with the camera with usb to enjoy photos.

One day, her mother asked her:” but Helen, why do you never wear your glasses when you are with Jim? He takes you to such lovely places in his car, but you cannot see anything?

“Well, mother.” Said Helen, “ I look prettier to Jim when I’m wearing my glasses and he looks better to me, too, but we will use the camera in a pen captured the good things around.”

More powerful than anyone else

            More powerful than anyone else

Osama Bin Laden, a Canadian, and President Bush were walking down the street when they saw a golden lamp, Canadian with camera in a pen shot down this lamp, they rubbed it and a genie came out and said: “ I will grant each one a wish that’s 3 together,” The Canadian said:“I am a father and my son will be a farmers so I want the soil in Canada to be forever fertile. So he had enough money to buy his favorite thumb camera.” The genie said that the magic words and the wish came true. Osama looked amazed so he wished for a wall around Afghanistan the genie said the magic words and again the wish came true. President Bush said:”Genie, tell me more about this wall,” the genie said: “ It’s 50 feet thick and 500 feet tall so nothing can get in and nothing can get out.” President Bush said:” Wow, That’s a big bridge, Fill it with water.”

Bush to bin Laden’s horror captured by camera with usb home after a good appreciation, said:” Look in the end who is powerful”.