The last chance

The last chance

The God decided to create “woman”, and he use his camera with usb to  take Adam systemic drawing, then chose a root of the best ribs from Adam.

He gave Adam some sleeping-pills smilely, said: “Adam, enjoy the sleepy, this is the last chance that you could enjoy a peacefully sleep without any noise.”

                       The brave heart

A millionaire called on all the bachelors in the city to his home, and took them to a big pool that lived some crocodiles. And next to a camera in a pen to play broadcast live.

“I want to find a brave heart, let me see who dare to jump into this pool and swim to the other side, he will be my son-in-low, get all my fortune and my beautiful daughter.”

Sex! But, every man looked at each other, with a pale and red face. None dare.

Suddenly, with a “PUTON”, a bachelor jumped into the water, God! He swam towards the other side with a crazy speed! And, with the very lighting speed, he touched the side, and climbed on without even awaking the crocodiles!

The millionaire goes ahead and holds his hand: Congratulations! What a brave heart! I suppose you want my daughter so much!

“Not at all!” the guy cried, “ I want to know just who is taking with his thumb camera, and I just want know who son of a bitch pushed me into the poor just now!!”